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I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve called you here today . . .

Last week, I finished the first draft of The Goblin Emperor (::wild cheers::), and in the last five to ten thousand words or so, I gained a new appreciation for why mystery writers so frequently resort to the last chapter In Which The Great Detective Explains It All. And so today I’m going to talk about ending a novel.

Ending a novel is harder than it looks.

For one thing, how do you figure out where the story ends? How do you choose where to stop? For another, unless your novel is exceptionally spare and stripped down, you’re not finding an ending point for one monolithic story, you’re finding a point where you can bring together the ends of several different story-strands, spatially, temporally, and as Captain Jack Sparrow says, ecumenically. And still make it look quote-unquote “natural.” This is where “Rocks fall, everyone dies” becomes a major temptation.

And there’s also the problem–again, unless your narrative is so minimalist Raymond Carver would be proud of you–that you probably have more than three characters with names. You don’t have to explain what happened to all of them, but you also don’t want your readers’ first response to the brilliant, touching, masterful end of your magnum opus to be, “Hey, what happened to whatsherface?” Hence the Great Detective gets all the characters together to explain whodunnit to them. Or, in Victorian novels (which often evade the problem of having to collect all the characters in one room by being in omniscient) there will be a sudden rash of marriages in the last chapter, to get everybody tided out of the way. Both The Great Detective Explains It All ending and the Mawwiage Is What Bwings Us Togethah Today ending are artificial in the extreme, and frequently–as Elizabeth Bear pointed out when I mentioned it to her–awkward, obtrusive, and unsatisfying, but the thing is, I understand why people do them. Because it gets everybody to hold still for FIVE FUCKING SECONDS so you can END THE GODDAMN BOOK ALREADY. And I don’t care if your eyes WERE closed, Aunt Mabel, this is the picture that’s going to the newspaper.

But understanding the temptation is not the same as thinking it’s a good strategy. It isn’t. The more artificial and obvious the narrative structure is, the more likely your readers are to be distracted from the brilliant, touching, masterful end of your magnum opus by the creaks and groans of the machinery. All the more so as the Great Detective Ending and the Mawwiage Ending are cliches, and the majority of your readers will recognize them the instant they hear the oom-pah-pah of the calliope, and you will have to work twice as hard to get their attention back.

So, okay, Mole, you say. Cliches are bad. Clunky artifice is bad. What do we do instead?

Well, you try to make your artifice look natural. You can’t, by the way, avoid artifice: that’s all writing a novel is: artifice and sleight of hand. If you aren’t writing a novel predicated on artifice–like John Myers Myers’ Silverlock or Jasper Fforde’s Tuesday Next books or Tristram Shandy–you want to camouflage it as much as you can, so that the reader will forget to look for the zipper down the monster’s back, or for the wires enabling Peter Pan to fly. Even if you’re writing category romance, in which part of the attraction of the genre is its patent artifice, you still want it to look like your characters reach their Happily Ever After because they love other, not because the plot made them do it.

To be perfectly clear: I don’t think artifice is bad. I don’t think patent artifice is bad, either–otherwise I wouldn’t love revenge tragedies, or the work of Georgette Heyer, as much as I do. But part of the artifice of writing a novel is that you’re trying to make it look not-artificial. Renaissance rhetoricians had a word for this: sprezzatura, the art of making the difficult look effortless. And that’s really what I’m talking about. Not how to be natural in your writing, but how to appear natural. Sprezzatura.

You can try for sprezzatura with regard to your ending in several ways:

1. Limit the number of artificial interventions in your story. To tell a story at all, you have to choose an artificial starting point, and a trigger: a murder or a visitor or an earthquake. The more you can set up your starting point and your trigger so that the rest of the story follows naturally from them (remembering, of course, that like I said a couple paragrahs up, “natural” is also artificial in the world of a novel), the less the mechanics of your narrative have to be visible, and the less likely the artificiality of the ending is to call attention to itself.

2. Misdirection and distraction. Brilliant prose style! Wacky characters! Dialogue that your readers will be unable to prevent themselves from quoting to hapless friends! The brighter and more wildly the surface of the novel shines, the less attention readers have to spare for noticing things like plot. Concomitantly, the more likely they are to forgive the artificiality they do notice. I don’t mind when Lord Peter Wimsey Explains It All, because listening to Lord Peter talk is somewhere between half and three-quarters of the reason I showed up for this book in the first place.

3. Try to find an ending point that doesn’t look like you’re going for a merit badge in knot tying. I know many readers are frustrated by the endings of my books because the arc of the characters’ lives can’t be predicted (“What’s going to happen to X?” they ask plaintively–but please notice that that’s a different question than “Hey, what happened to whatsherface?”), but for me, that’s a feature, not a bug. I think you should feel at the end of a book that the characters’ lives are going to continue and, like real people’s lives, be unpredictable. Even if you like more closure than I do, getting it too pat will make the game look rigged.

Of course, the game is rigged. But your job is to make people feel like they won it on their own.

6 comments to I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve called you here today . . .

  • Hah. Serendipity, I wrote about endings, too, this round.

    I have to say, though, that the “rocks fall, everyone dies” option has been utterly tempting on one or two of my projects.

    Even to the point of writing such an end just BECAUSE, out of sheer spite – even though I had to go out and pick up all the rocks, one by one, and put them away neatly where they had been resting on the hillside minding their own business, and actually talk to my characters and figure out the way their story REALLY came to a close.

    I think most of them died anyway. But at least the rocks escaped being a casualty.

  • Robert Jones

    You began with a humorous title and supplied handy and thought-provoking advice. Thank you for both. You also get many extra kudos for your “Rocks fall, everyone dies” remark. It was hilarious.
    Thank you for that also.

  • S. Kess

    But what if your characters are out exploring a dangerous mountain terrain they were told is EXTREMELY prone to avalanche, and one of the characters just happens to have contracted a VERY bad cold from that time he slipped into the frigid water during a very turbulent ice-skating duel with Lord So-and-so who is leading the expedition through said mountains: Would “rock falls, everyone dies” be acceptable, then?
    You know, it is pathetic that I am willing to go to that extent just to spite my characters, but Oh! The temptation!
    I am very a very week willed writer, sometimes.
    You’ve once again given me great stuff to ponder. Thanks!

  • Wolf Lahti

    Aside from the necessity of hiding all the artifice, to really do it right, you must bring closure to your story in a manner that is not only satisfying but also simultaneously inevitable and a complete surprise to the reader.

    Good luck.

  • Aw, GEEZ, Mr Lahti. You don’t ask for much, do you…? [wry grin]

  • That was hilarious, I must say. I really enjoyed reading the blog. Thanks.

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