In which I explain the inner workings of my mind with the cunning use of puppets
Categories: Sarah Monette
GUILDENSTERN: We should be working.
ROSENCRANTZ: On what?
GUILDENSTERN: Well, I don’t know! On, um, hey, what about that story?
ROSENCRANTZ: Which story?
GUILDENSTERN: You know. That story. The one with the stuff.
ROSENCRANTZ: [eye-roll] Oh, that’s helpful.
GUILDENSTERN: Well, we should definitely be working.
ROSENCRANTZ: And I repeat, on what?
GUILDENSTERN: Look, this is unnatural, is all I’m saying.
ROSENCRANTZ: It’s called a [...]
GUILDENSTERN: We should be working. ROSENCRANTZ: On what? GUILDENSTERN: Well, I don't know! On, um, hey, what about that story? ROSENCRANTZ: Which story? GUILDENSTERN: You know. That story. The one with the stuff. ROSENCRANTZ: [eye-roll] Oh, that's helpful. GUILDENSTERN: Well, we should definitely be working. ROSENCRANTZ: And I repeat, on what? GUILDENSTERN: Look, this is unnatural, is all I'm saying. ROSENCRANTZ: It's called a vacation. VA-CA-TION. Which we have earned, you twit. My carpal tunnels are still carping. GUILDENSTERN: Oh. Right. GUILDENSTERN: ... GUILDENSTERN: Dammit, we should be working! [Lather, rinse, repeat] Unlike poor Rosencrantz ... Read More
